Mr Man; as he grows he gets more and more into the yearning for adulthood stage. And as this boy grows his love hor his sisters grows as well and he gets sweeter and sweeter as he learns to cope with a house filled with girls.
(Running around wild, imagining...)C: I'm chaos. You have to get to level 80 to be a human, right now your a chicken.
B: Bawk bawk.
C: Bella I'm chaos I'm powerful magic. If I do this it raises the undead. And if I do this it knocks your head off.
B: (starts singing in circles)
C: Bella! Bella! Bella? You have magic too so you can easily kill me.
B: I'm trying to have a party; party party party.
C: BELLLLLLLL-UH!
B: What I only play princess games?
C: This is a princess game that fights.
B: Oh okay.
C: What's Bella's middle name?
M: Marie
C: Oh yeah!
C: What's Sydney's middle name?
M: Mae
C: Oh yeah!
C: What's Piper's?
M: Scarlet
C: What? What's your middle name?
M: I don't have one.
C: WHAT????
M: Okay perfect Fire! Your middle names fire!
C: I'm not going to college. I'm just staying with you guys okay. College is WAY HARD and I want to have a easy life.
D: I went to college and you have to go there to get a good job.
C: Oh. ...I don't want a job anyway. (shrugs and walks off)
(Piper babbles a little)
C: Hmmm maybe Piper's Spanish... Spanish Franch. I gotta learn it so she can talk to me.
C: Do you want to know what this show is about?
M: Umm I don't really like this show so that's okay.
C: What? Why? There's no butts. And they don't talk about farts or poop.
And they even have an episode about Christmas.
C: Bella Bella let's play the adventures of don't turn into a girl.
C: Look I'm as big as this tub. I'm 50 ft and this tub is 50 ft.
(While playing restaurant.)
B: So we only have two things on the menu, teriyucky chicken and pusgetti.
K: Okay I'll have the teriyaki chicken.
D: I'll have the pusgetti.
C: I want 50 bucks.
C: You know that's real.
M: What?
C: Human bees. I saw it on the news.
M: The news? When do you watch the news?
C: At school one day. It was news and we watched it and it said a report about a scientist that is working on making humans into bees for real. So it's real now.
M: Oh really.
C: (Trying not to smile) Yep.
C: Well when I grow up I am going to drive like that. Super fast and loud.
M: Unless Mom takes the keys away.
C: Well you can't because I'll be grown up and buy a car... But I will still let you ride it.
Bella
Miss Princess and Pink; loves to sing and dance and ballerina twirl and pick ALL pink ALL the time. Recently she has been a little obsessed with the whole "one day I'll be a Mommy" thing, and not in a good way. She is freaked. The whole becoming a Mommy thing is SCA-RY apparently. The babies, the crying, the husband, the big belly, the shots, the chores... She is not looking forward to it.
(After a bedtime breakdown)
M: Bella calm down what is wrong.
B: But I don't want to sleep alone
M: Well here's your puppy and Elephant.
B: No I want PEOPLE to sleep in my bed.
M: Well Sydney sleeps in your room.
B: Yeah but she always wakes me up. And I don't want to sleep in here I want to sleep with you in your bed like I used to.
M: Well everyone has there own bed and we all sleep alone.
B: Except you get to sleep with daddy.
M: Yeah well we're married.
B: I can't wait to be married so I don't have to sleep alone.
B: I'm gonna be a dolphin when I grow up.
M: A dolphin?
B: Yeah. I'm gonna be a dolphin. But will you come visit me?
M: Of course where will you be???
B: At the beach.
(Whining in the car.)
B: Lets turn cold on. I'm freezing hot!
(After telling mom about sydneys big mess in the kitchen.)
M: Sydney! Come clean up!
B: Was I right?
M: Yes you were right.
B: Seems I'm right ALL the time, doesn't it?
B: Sooo let's discuss.
M: Okay
B: I was on the computer and there was a mine craft game and I'm going to get it for his birthday ... for real! (Big smile)
(Laying in Pipers lap as she grabs her hair, whilst screaming.)
M: Bella move or she will rip all your hair out!
B: OH NO then I'd look like a boy! Isn't I?
B: I have to grow up and be a mommy but I don't want to have babies because then I have to get a shot. But I can't be a mommy because Connor won't marry me so I can't have babies.
Text from Shea: "Here is something for you to write down about Bella. Last night when we were doing basketball drills at the end when we finished she came up to me and said...
B: You know what dad? I am really starting to like you."
B: It's very hard taking care of us isn't it?
M: Yes it is. I have to do your dishes and wash, and clean up after you and make sure you get enough sleep. But it is also fun. I get to play with you and watch you grow, and love you up all day!
B: But it's hard isn't it, it's lots of work I know.
B: When I grow up I want to be a Doctor.
D: I thought you were going to be a Mommy.
B: No.Thats scary and you have to have babies everywhere and they shoot your belly with shots.
D: It's not scary, it's great and don't you think Mommy does a good job. She loves it.
B: She's just pretending. I'm gonna be a doctor.
Sydney
Miss Silly Sydney, as she likes to call herself. She loves to be silly and make people laugh. and tell stories and tease; and yes, be chased and cause trouble too.
S: Look at that cool bike. Mom look. Look.
D: you wanna be a motorcycle girl?
S: yeah I wanna be a motorcycle girl?
D: Okay I'll buy you one. When I die. (Laughs maliciously)
S: Okay (shrugs shoulders and then whispers to mom) Dads gonna die in a little second.
M: Oh don't poke your eyes.
S: I love my eyes poked. I want to poke my eyeball. And pipers eyeball and your eye ball and Bella's eyeball.
S: Don't go in my bed. Cuz there's a monster under my bed. I knock it's head off and then it rund under my bed and hided there.
S: Oh gosh am I in trouble again...?
M: Yep
S: Oh gosh... it's hard to be Syd-knee I'm always getting trouble.
S: I'm not a crocodile guys.
C: Can you be a crocodile for the game?
S: Yup.
S: But after I pick strawberries. (Pretends to pick strawberries.)
C: Oh look the crocodile is picking strawberries let's run.
(Sydney looks at them.)
(Connor and Bella scream and run away.)
S: (Shrugs) Look mom 2 1/2 strawberries.
(During a diaper change.)
B: Ewwww
S: You see-ed my butt? Butts are weird huh.
S: Mom I'm trying to make a picnic for me and Bella.
(As she lays out her bath towel.)
M: That's awesome.
S: Take a picture.
(As she adjusts the bath towel.)
S: There, that's so much BET-er.
(Runs and gets water bottles and candy and sets it all out one for each; Piper, Bella, Sydney, Daddy.)
S: I'm gonna go tell Daddy surprise!
(After getting a time-out.)
S: Mom I just heard a car something.
M: Go back on the steps the timer hasn't gone off.
S: BUT IM NOT MAD AT YOU ANYMORE!
S: Watch me watch me! (Singing.) Monkey boy monkey boy! Monkey boy swings monkey boy swings! Swing swing swing!
(Runs up from the basement.)
S: I just heard a scary sound!
M: Oh really. It's probably just the water pipes after Connor flushed the toilet.
S: Oh no it's not. It's a scary monster.
M: Nope it's not.
S: Oh it's not okay.
(Runs down the basement again. And then runs back up laughing.)
S: Oh I found the scary sound it's my belly!
S: My belly is growing so big, my belly is growing up so much I can go to preschool.
(The all time favorite compliment you can give Sydney, is that her belly is getting big.)
S: Mom will you brush my hair tiny?
M: Why? I like your hair the way it is.
S: But I want it tiny it's so crazy.
M: I like your crazy hair it's beautiful.
S: No it's not I want it like Pipers.
S: I'm gonna get a haircut today.
M: Oh really?
S: A purple haircut.
S: Mom you told me I can't sleep in your bed. Last night.
M: Yep
S: But I told you I was stinker I did sleeper in your bed.
S: Dad do you like what I'm thinking?
D: I don't know.
S: I'm thinking about you!
S: But its dark down there and I'm scared.
M: Then turn on the light at the top of the stairs.
S: But I can't.
M: You can!
S: But I'm not 20 yet I am NOT BIG!
M: Remember "when you have to go potty, stop and go potty right away"
S: ohhhhh I thought it was "when you poop in your pants, stop and get mommy right away"
(While Connor and Bella run around screaming.)
S: I'm a princess does spells on you.
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