Connor
The OLDEST and ALL KNOWING. You think you know what you're talking about until I tell you, you don't. Because what I hear and say is the facts.
C: Wow! Look at this mom, I have huge red bumps on my head?? Where did they come from.... oh wait I punched myself that's right! Ha!
C: Mom it's so weird you know those red bumps behind your ears well mine hurt.
M: What red bumps?
C: The ones behind your ears everybody has them. (Feels behind his ears.)
M: I don't.
C: WHAT?!? Oh yours must be invisible.
M: So how was your day?
C: It was the best day ever at recess we find a huge feather on the rook of the school and we went up to look at it and it was so cool.
M: Oh wow really!
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| "I like it like this. It keeps me refreshed!" |
C: Yeah really and it was allowed because all the teachers came with us everyone of them in the whole school even Mr. Brown.
M: WOW! I thought you'd need a permission slip for something like that.
C: Yeah but you don't because it's still at the school and not a field trip.
M: Yeah but that sounds dangerous what if that huge bird came back and ate someone or fell.
C: Oh yeah that's dangerous but it's fine because the principal says so.
M: Well sounds like a fun day! Wish I had been there too!
C: Mom look at this one new Pokémon I got.
M: Did you trade with someone today?
C: Umm actually no. My friend has a meg-E-X it's huge it's like this but the whole page and it's so big he can't carry it it's as big as him.
C: Yeah I'm scared of that balloon too. Sometimes it flies up to my room at night and then comes back down in the morning.
C: By the way wish Syd luck tomorrow at the dentist!
M: Guess what you get to do tomorrow? You get to go to the dentist!
S: Wow do I get toys there
M: Yep, if your really good you pick a prize
S: I'm really good watch teezzzzzzzzz
C: Yeah but it's not that fun it's like a shark biting your mouth with poking sticks.
M: What!?! Focus on the good Con it's exciting and fun right!
C: Oh yeah and it's fun too they spit in your mouth
M: Okay stop!
C: Quick hide!
M: From who?
C: The teenagers. (Taller kids at school.)
M: Why?
C: Because they make fun of me.
M: What do they say?
C: They say (in a deep funny voice) "oh hey look it's Connor the boy with a funny backpack"
M: That's not nice I guess I'll have to have your teacher talk to them.
C: What, my teacher doesn't even know them!
M: Well she can tell the principal then and she can come out tomorrow and talk to them.
C: (With a smirk) Oh fine they didn't, I made it up again.
(TV: I call shotgun...)
C: Shotgun what? What does that mean?
M: Shotgun means the seat next to the driver.
C: Oh I would call shotgun every time because I want a shotgun.
(Eating airheads)
C: Oh Bella just to tell you it says mystery but I know what it is every time... WHITE! It's always white!
C: Wow my leg just grew a little did you see that!
(while trying to do a split)
M: Go brush your teeth so you don't have stinky breath.
C: I love dirty breath.
M: What? You told me you hated when people have dirty breath at school.
C: No I just hate Cheeto breath at school. I LOVE DIRTY BREATH! (Breaths in everyone's face...)
Bella
Mrs Mom. You think your the parent... HA!
(While working on one of her workbooks.)
B: Is this good or is this almost?
M: Tell me a story.
B: Once upon a time in a fair off land it didn't have much people. Then a horrible king came and stollened the princess and a man volunteered to save her. So then he was going but there was traps on the way that the mean king set. Then he escaped from the traps and goed a nice way but then there was zombies that attacked and he couldn't do it so he died. Then one million volunteered and they killed the zombies and then they got to the traps and got them and the tower was million hundreds high and they a voided the traps and the. The king came and he went into the pink horrible forest and it was not scary at all.
M: So wait where's the princess and the volunteers?
B: The princess is right up in the tower and the volunteers helped it the king into the forest.
B: And then guess what happened?
M: What?
B: They had a baby!
M: Who?
B: The king and princess and the baby's name was Piper!
M: What happened next?
B: The End, Except then the evil king and good king had a talk with the farther king, I mean the Dad and his Mother was Kay-Marie. He said will you please stop and be nice and get the princess out and then he did and was nice forever!
B: Okay so Sydney needs her jacket and shoes on and Piper needs a diaper change mom I have to go potty bye! Babysit!
During one of Bella's marathon family prayers:
D: (whispers) ...Bella, keep it short.
B: (after pausing for a few minutes) Please bless that we won't be short?
Everyone: (Laughing)
B: When I grow up take a picture of me cause I'm going be CUTE!
(After Bella got done sweeping the kitchen.)
M: Wow Bella thanks for cleaning that up.
B: (shrugs her shoulders) It's fine I knew you weren't going to.
(Playing restaurant.)
B: This is unhealthy, this is unhealthy, this is unhealthy, and this is unhealthy so your going to have lots of stomach issues!
M: Oh dear!
(Laughing.)
D: So what about my food am I going to have problems with my stomach?
B: Nope because your bellys so big its fine.
(After Connor for in trouble for leaving legos out.)
B: You know Dad that is not nice he didn't mean to and now you made him SUPER sad.
D: Okay Bella, but your not the boss I am.
B: That's just what people say but I don't listen to them.
(Just FYI we get variations of this weekly, she acts like she is our parent most of the time... cute or annoying? After 50 times of it... ANNOYING!)
Sydney
People think they can tell me what to do, but I'm pretty sure I wont be listening. And when I do listen I know they just don't quite get that I already know what I'm doing.
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| M: Smile Syd S: Nope |
S: When I grow up I wanna be a baby and go waaawaaa all the time to hold me.
D: Sydney help me! I feel like I'm going to die I'm so sick!
S: Well when I growed up I'm gonna be a doctor.
S: I POOPED AND PEED!!!!!!!!!!
M: Okay
(As I'm wiping...)
S: Is it beautiful?????
M: Yep.
S: Good job good job for wiping me mommy. You do great at this. I so proud!
M: You can't go out that door it's broken.
S: I know I know we can get glue and a band-aids to fix it that will work.
(After getting in trouble at the store.)
S: I'm only 3, Dad. How I know that?
(Running down the steps.)
S: Whelp the princess is here the Sydney the maeter!
(Sleepy mumbles as she came into Mom and Dad's bed)
S: I had a nightmare.
D: Oh no what was it?
S: I couldn't find my shoes.
D: (with a smile) Oh that is scary.
D: What happened to my 50 kisses?
S: They died.
D: Oh no! How do I get them back?
S: You have to use your powers.
D: What's my powers?
S: To give me strawberries and cake.
(Bedtime)
M: Okay Night!
S: But what about the monsters?
M: They can't open doors.
S: Oh yeah but they can open closets.
M: Okay well let's close the closets so they can't open them.
S: Oh yeah but what if the dragon came in and ate my purses.
M: Well that would be rude.
S: Yeah and then I would shoo him and he would want my brushes.
M: Oh but only because he wanted to play. Don't worry you love dragons they are great friends.
S: Yeah
M: K Night!
S: Oh yeah but what if Piper comes in my bed?
M: She won't.
S: Oh yeah but what if...
M: NIGHT!
(Close the door before she can ask or say anything else!)
S: Wow I did a great job reading I did a great great great job, like me a lollipop good job?
(Playing with toothbrush.)
S: Look I'm making spring rain! Let me do it on your hair.
S: Dad I have ankles on my feet, can you pick them off?
S: I never have had one of those, can I try one!!!
(Every time she sees the bag of chocolate chips.)
S: I don't like anybody! I only like Daddy and Mommy and Piper and Bella and Connor!
S: You know you can be a girl like me when you grow up.
C: No I'm a boy forever.
S: Yeah but if your really good you can be a girl.
S: I wanna be a pig when I grow up.
C: A pig isn't a person you can't be a pig.
S: (shrugs shoulders) I'm gonna be a pig.
C: A PIG is an animal you can't be an animal.
S: (shrugs shoulers) I'm gonna be a pig.
C: YOU CAN"T BE A PIG!
S: Ohhhhh. I'm gonna be a pig. OINK OINK!
