that's what they said

Since the last "that's what they said" post, I've recorded my favorite lines of theirs, so this is obviously a few months in the making.

Connor
All Boy, So Don't Mind the Random and Crude Remarks. He is only 5. 

09/15

C: Let's gooooo! I'm a big man, and Sydney is king of butts and spiders and crayons.

C: Mokaine stabbed me with a million pencils in my chest. Right here.
M: Did you tell your teacher?
C: I couldn't because we were having a pencil war.
(followed by mischievous smile)

C: I had a nightmare... About zombies with no mouths. They were laughing at me because I couldn't sleep.

M: Take your gray jacket today instead of the red one, I need to wash the red one.
C: Why? Because it's dirty because I always fall in the bark. It's at recess people push me in the bark because they have no heads.
M: What?
C: I don't know.

B: Tease Mommy, tease Mommy.
C: No Bella, Dad can't tease mommy because she has a baby in her belly. And if Dad teased her and pressed on her belly the baby would come out. The baby would shoot right out of her back.

Trying to use the tv remote...
C: I hate this control if only it was a magnifying then I could do it.

D: You need to eat dinner so it can make you big and strong so you can play sports
C: But I didn't eat yesterday and I didn't die...
D: Yea but it's going to make you weak.
C: No I'm going to grow to be an hundred.
D: I don't think so Mr. Man if you never eat dinner.
C: Well willlll seeeeeeee.

M: Did you want a cookie?
C: Umm no.
M: Did you try one?
C: Well I sniffed one and it talked to me and told me that I wouldn't like him very much and I believed him.

Listening to Bella sing in the car...
C: You know I hate that song because its about dying. Right Mom? Because we only get to live with Jesus again if we're dead. And appar-rent-aly Bella wants that?

C: Come on Bella, hide from the monster, she eats kids like us. (running from Sydney)

During dinner...
M: You have to eat your whole dinner, before you can get in the tub.
C: Okay okay I know... So are you gonna check the trash for my dinner tonight.

Aunt Amberlee: Bella do you want some mint dessert?
B: No can I just have some more of this. Pointing to the veggie tray.
C: Bella's a vegetarian
J: Are you?
C: No I'm a fruitarian.

B: I can feel my heart beating! What does that mean?
M: It means your alive.
C: If you don't have a heart then your dead.


Bella says
Queen of Sass and all things pink and sparkly at age 4. But wants nothing more than to be just like Daddy and Connor.

10/15

B: Sometimes I get a little weird.

B: Am I this many?
(Holds up 5 fingers)
M: No your three.
B: Moooooooooommmmm I can't wait too much longer for until I turn into fiiiiiive! Mooooommm I can't wait!

C: That's a hamper don't ride on it!
B: It's not a hamper it's a hippo.
M: It's a hippo?
B: Yes and it's driving me to the mountains. For a castle!

D: The grass is always greener on the other side of the hill.
B: But I want the grass to be pink.
D: You want the grass to be pink!
B: Like paint it pink. I like pink. Pinks my favorite.

B: When I get bigger can I get a Batman shirt like you and Connor.
D: Sure
B: But can mine have sparkles on the Batman?

Aunt Amberlee: Are you so hungry?
B: I'm hungry like a man.

In the tub:
B: Make my hair like Connor's. Flat and short.

After she got in trouble, her arms are folded in defiance and she stares right at Mom...
B: Do you have anything to say to me?

M: Can you go check and see if Sydney spilled any of her yogurt?
B: She did, she did! She spilled it on her chinny chin chin. Her chinny chin chin.

M: I want chocolate!
B: Mommy I will help you find some chocolate. But maybe we should go to a new planet.

B: I'm a girl?
D: Yes
B: your a boy?
D: Yes
B: Connors a boy?
D: Yes
B: I'm half girl and half boy?
D: No you are all girl.
B: No I'm half girl and boy. Hmpf. (arms crossed)

Talking about the tv show she is watching...
B: Mommy I have to get in
M: To the show?
B: Yes this was never supposed to happen.
M: So your trying to help her, the girl in the show.
B: Yes, but then you'd have to break it (the tv) and fix it and then I couldn't get back out.

B: Mom I think Sydney is done with this show and she wants to watch bubble guppies.
M: Oh really! You read her mind?
B: No I read my mind.

C: What's 10+10?
M: 20
C: What's 30+30?
M: 60
C: What's 60+60?
M: 120
C: WHAT!?! That's bigger then one hundred and infinity.
B: I'm a fused (aka. confused)

B: "Mom I'm so hungry I could eat a camel."

B: Are you thinking what I'm thinking?
B: Let's talk about Halloween.

After finding a penny at the store.
B: What should I do with it?
M: You can keep it.
B: And should I take care of it so good because somebody lost it and their going to come find it some day?
M: Sure :)

After hearing banging from upstairs...
M: Is that Dad upstairs?
B: Nope that's just the pirates.

While playing with Connor...
B: I'm no asteroid or zombie, IM JUST A GIRL!

Sydney
Our newest talker, trying to catch up to her Sister and Brother. She is saying new things daily, and there are just a few of our favorite daily sayings from our Syd.

Dank you (thank you)

01/16

Peas (please)
Hungry
Tired
Poop
Cold
Uh-oh
Book, READ! 
Hurt
Scared
Off
I can't.
Careful Bella. / Careful Mom.
Don't worry Mom.
Skuse me

Monkey (every animal she points to)

Okay, okay, One two / three done! (Sitting on the steps, for time out)

Butt (She loves to say Butt and then laugh about it to make other people laugh, can you tell she has a brother?)

Heavenly Father/ Amen (Whenever a prayer is said,  in our home or at church, she says these on repeat, and if it takes too long she also makes it known she is done by shouting DONE! Apparently she is the only one allowed to say prayers.)
Baby's naked baby's naked! / I'm naked, I'm naked! / NAKED! (Her most favorite thing to say, or be. It is absolutely hilarious to her.)

(Overexaggerated...) Monsters, monsters hide! (Trying to play with brother or sister or run up the stairs or run away from a dark room.)

I tell Mom! (Usually in response to Dad or Bella teasing, usually Dad, he's the worst!)

Okaaay! In a second. No, in a second.