that's what they say

Connor
Mr Imagination and Curiosity; school and new friends bring on a whole new world of "WHATS WHYS and WHENS".

C: Come on Bella the ship is about to melt you have to get off before you get melted to shrimp.

C: Mom we shouldn't have named Sydney, Sydney, because it makes her wild and when she gets bigger to be a kid she will be a wild one you know.

C: Why do people have girlfriends?
M: Because they love each other and want to share everything.
C: ICK I never want one.
M: Good.

Shea promised we'd go to Golden Corral one night but on our way there realized it was mutual night, and we had to turn around and he had to drop us all off. Connor was so looking forward to it and was pretty bummed, but took it pretty well. While carrying a sleepy, Connor, to bed...
D: Hey buddy let's go to Golden Corral tomorrow.
C: Okay
D: How much cotton candy are you gonna eat?
C: 2,047
D: I'm gonna eat 17!
C: Dad that's so random.

C: Can I have some porcupine juice?
M: Pineapple juice?
C: Yes

C: There was an unpleasant app with unpleasant kids games so I Xed out of that and it Xed out of everything!
I found out it was a unicorn jump game.

C:When I grow up I'm going to drive actually am I?
M: Yes, when your 16?
C: And you'll be dead.
M: What?
C: Well yeah because your old, how old are you?
M: 27
C: OH YEAAAAAAH! Your definitely going to be dead!

C: Bella I told you these are dangerous dance moves only for 5 year olds and 80 year olds.

C: Did you see that?
M: Yes
C: When you touched my armpit.
M: Yes, when I tickled you.
C: Yeah snot flew out of my nose. You know its a good time when snot flies.

C: When I grow up I'm going to High School?
M: Yes
C: Actually I'm not.
M: Why not?
C: Because its scary and people hit and tell curse words, what are curse words?
M: Kinda like mean words we don't say but even worse.
C: Like the S word?
M: Umm yes. What's the S word?
C: Shut up. But don't worry I never say it.

C: Mom did you know there is a bad finger. It's this one.
M: Oh yeah who told you that.
C: My teacher because today Daniel showed it up in class and he had to move his clip. What does it mean?
M: Yeah that's super mean. It is like saying "I hate you" but way worse.
C: WOW I don't think Daniel knows that.

Bella
Miss Hilarity she likes to be the center of attention and she will do pretty much anything for it, and she fullheartedly believes crazy antics can get her out of anything; just laugh and spin around in circles and then everyone moves on, it solves mostly everything (or so she thinks).

M: Wow your room is messy
B: Yeah watch out I have to set up traps for monsters so they not get in.

B: You said you wanted to get me gum and I said you could do that, remember?

Watching Sydney play on the tablet
B: Let me do it I'm the genius!

Hands me the nail clippers,
B: Clip it it's so sharp.
M: It's not that sharp.
B: Clip it. Or before the sun sets I will turn into a dragon. I'm serious!
... Until the sun sets on the third day you must clip my nail or unless the dragon comes out with teeth with nails!!

After spilling water on herself,
M: What happened?
B: Somebody kissed me with water in their mouth! You know I didn't!

B: I'm the sheriff. I used to ride cowboys I mean horses in the Wild West. It's a scary place to be because everybody is zombies and the boys and girls have to run and hide in their houses because their humans.

B: By the way my heart is broken mom, by the way you act to me.

Putting on sunglasses
B: Mom do I look fashion?!?

B: Mom I'm pretending to be an old man that needs food that's mummy (yummy).

While Dad's weed whacking the yard.
B: Mom dads cutting all my flowers!! And I just growed them up so tall!

B: Mom the winds going to fly me away to Disneyland.

While Shea and I were discussing future sleeping arrangements for the kids.
M: Maybe we could switch Sydney to Connors room, but she snores so I don't know...
B: Oh yeah she snores! I'm telling ya, no one wants to sleep in my room cause Sydney snores! For sure I'm telling ya! I'm telling ya Sydney snores... loud!

B: Can I come with you?
M: Of course.
B: Good because I'd be broken heart if I didn't!

B: Sydney kicked my belly Mom that was unpainful.

B: Mom when I grow to be a guy can I be in scouts too?

Sydney 
And so the TERRIBLE TWOS begin; let me start each day with an annoying amount of "do it myself or I'll scream" followed by "if I don't get my way I'll kick and scream". 
Fortunately, I'm also irresistibly adorable and polite and when you ignore me I'll give you ALL of my attention and affection!

Whenever she goes shopping 
S: Uh are you mom? (repeatedly, she thinks its hilarious)

S: Mom I so naughty all time. Look! As she points to her spilled lunch.

Every time I ask her if she needs a diaper change...
S: I just fine.

S: I in love with dad all time!

Anytime anyone gets something she wants...
S: No fair

Anytime anyone gets something she REALLY WANTS...
S: NO FUN! (followed by ear splitting scream)

While waiting in line for fast food...
S: I'll have French fries an ice ice cream ... And then some moneys
... And French fries and some dinners

Singing to Piper:
S: La la la baby Butter flower (butterfly)

S: I crazy I crazy (spinning and laughing like crazy)

SHE SAYS THIS ALL THE TIME AND IT IS MY FAVORITE SYDNEY  SAYING
S: Pee please (pretty please)

We call this the "Who did that?" game, DADDYS FAVORITE GAME WITH SYD 
Always played with constant giggles.
Daddy pokes her ...
S: Who did that?
D: I don't know?
S: It was Mom.
Daddy pokes her ...
S: Who did that?
D: I don't know?
S: It was Bella.
Daddy pokes her ...
S: Who did that?
D: I don't know?
S: It was Connor.
Daddy pokes her ...
S: Who did that?
D: I don't know?
S: It was YOU.
PS: She always knows who really did it, she just likes to play.

After getting in trouble repeatedly...
M: Do you want to be in trouble all day!
Through whimpers...
S: No but I wanna be uh naughty girl.