Wednesday, July 22, 2015

that's what they say

Connor:
   
C: Are you scared of flies?
M: No, but they do annoy me.
C: Oh like crickets annoy me. They sit in my room and make my room messy.

C: The next rule in my house is going to be no cleaning up my house.

C: I only like Pepperoni pizza without the pepperonis
M: So Cheese
C: NO I hate cheese! Just pepperoni without pepperonis

C: Mom a balloon is lick proof!
    Like I lick it and it's not wet.


C: When I grow up can I be a cop?
M: Sure
C: YES! (pumps his elbow, score!)
M: Why do you want to be a cop?
C: Because when the people are mean you get to send them to jail.

C: When I have my kids their gonna be pillow face and pillow face!

Getting ready to go to the mailbox,
C: We're going to America!
B: Mommy I go to merica?
C: (whispers) Mommy tell her we're going to America Mom, it's a trick.
M: We are just going to the mailbox Bella we will be right back.
C: Oh great Mom your not tricky.

While Mom's doing the wash
C: Sydney's scared Mom. Sydney's scared you vanished into my little pony.
M: Oh really!
C: She really is! I know it's silly but she thinks it.

Sydney: tigatigagu
C: Did you hear that mom? Sydney speaks Spanish. I wish I could speak Spanish.

C: Bella take cover! ...
    Bella the ghost is clear!

Bella:
   
After Connor got in trouble for annoying Bella, he persists to annoy her from the stairs...
B: Mom lets take Connor to bed he loves sleeping!

To Sydney as they run around and scream
B: Best friends (holds her hands)
B: Best friends? No! Ahhh!
Runs off

At the toy store, I turn around to this (see picture)
M: Wow look at you.
B: Yeah their my friends and they said dance with me and so their an audyence.


Bella lays a shirt on Sydney's head
B: Dearrrr wear your pockets. You got to put them on your head.

After Bella gets in trouble for pinching again! 
B: Mom that's why I have fingernails.

After getting out of bed repeatedly...
M: Go lay down.
B: I just need love. Be cuz I'm not loved. I need five kisses.

As Bella stutters one night as I'm putting her to sleep she asks:
B: Ass ass ass ass ask axs dad to sleep on the lovesac?

While being tucked in for bed,
M: Want me to sing you a song?
B: No.
B: I just wish you were cooler.
M: How can I be cooler?
B: You could give me your phone.

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