that's what they say

Connor says
MR Rough and Tough, has a sensitive side too. Lately it's coming out more and more and I LOVE it!

C: I had a dream all my teeth fell out. 
M: Oh no
C: And then nothing happened. 

M: Do you have your seat belt on?
C: Oh whoops sorry. 
M: Connor that's the first thing you should do when you get in the car. 
C: Uh huh well I don't know about you but the first thing I do when I get in the car is close my door.
M: Oh dang you got me. 

C: Mom by the way I never got to snuggle with you in like uhhhh DAY! 

C: Dad can you please be quiet and pretend like you are invisible?

C: Finally I've been waiting a whole 8 seconds! 

C: Is that soup? 
M: Yes
C: You know what I like? Chocolate soup! HA! That would be yummy. 

C: I'm jack sparrow with a light saber. 

(Connor proudly wore his Stanger Family Reunion shirt to school, afterschool I wanted to know what people thought about it)
M: So did your teacher like your shirt? 
C: Yep, and I have to tell you something.
M: Did they know it was for the family reunion? Did you tell them?
C: Yeah yeah. But I have to tell you something embarrassing, for Daddy?
M: Oh?
C: Yeah 
(Whispering in my ear with his hand cuffed and all)
C: My teacher thought that Shea (pointing to the name on his shirt) was my Mom!
(laughing together)
C: But seriously dont tell dad its gotta be humulitating.

C: I'm going to get a girlfriend soon.
M: Oh yeah? Who? 
C: I don't know her name yet but she wore a pink dress today for picture day. 
D: Is she cute? 
C: (embarrassed smirk) mmmhmmm 


C: I wish Jesus had 18 arms and a hundred legs so then we could run really fast... Except then we couldn't turn really fast. 


C: I had a dream I was at my school in my first grade class and my school was turning over and over and I kept banging my head and then a statue came to life. And then they started chasing me. 

Bella says
Miss JEKYL/HYDE (in the most indearing way possible), but really one second she is SASSY and you just want to send her to bed before she sends you and the next second she is so genuinely sweet you just felt your heart melt right onto the floor. 

B: Mom my friends are ghosts they live in the walls and those doors and their creepy voice.
M: Well that's scary. 
B: I'm just kidding... My friends aren't here right now. 

(Wishing on a star, whispering)
I wish everyone could be friends. 

(While Mom is putting batteries in the mop)
B: Ohhhhh mommies fix that and daddies fix vacuums. 

M: Dads bringing me a bbq chicken pizza!!!
C: ohh maaaan I hate bbq chicken
M: you already ate dinner 
C: oh yeah but I like pizza, what does it have on it?
M: onions, bbq sauce, cheese, & chicken 
C: ewwww
...
B: I'll try some mom
M: okay, sure you can 
C: but it has onions on it Bella 
B: onions... but they make me cry I'll have to eat it fast 

(Trying to catch a fly.)
B: I know lets put out cheese and it will come eat it and then we can kill it! 
S: Oh no I don't want you to die mommy
M: No we are going to get the fly. 
B: But first we need cheese. 
S: ohhhh k I'll get it

B: Let's talk about something ... Snow! 

(Hiding from Sydney)
B: I just pretended like I was an old man and put my sticker book away and she didn't even see me and then I kicked her softly, like this, see it didn't hurt. I know she's coming up I gotta pretend like an old man again so she doesn't see me. 

B: Can I start my birthday at church? I love it. 

B: Tickle my feet your so sweet.  (To Uncle Daniel)

Bella seeing birds fly in the air
B: Those are magic birds I saw it on tv there magic birds that fly in the air and fly out like a bunny... it's real. 

B: Amberlee hold me 
A: I can't
B: But I'm 4 years old and your my best friend.

Sydney says 
Miss CRAZY! For real she loves her brother and sisters so much her heart could explode and says anything in the world to make them laugh, which usually "Poop" or "Butt"  unfortunately. She is so funny and sometimes she totally is trying and sometimes she just tries so hard to be a grown up that I can't help but smile at that little face, (even when shes being the meanest). 

S: Your not my best friend ANY MORE! 

S: I did it! 

(While shouting and waving her finger in Piper's face, because Piper is trying to sit up in the rock n play.)
S: Piper can't grow up baby can't grow up 
M: Babies grow up too. 
S: Ohhhhh k. 
(To Piper, as she pulls her arms and tries to get her to get up.)
S: Baby grow up go up baby go! 

S: Daddy you have to go work?
D: Yes
S: Nooooo. Nooooo.
D: Do you want me to stay home?
S: Yes
D: Sorry I have to go to work so I can make you money. 
S: Okay! 
(Runs over and gives daddy kiss)
S: Daddy can have monies now and put them in my purse. 

S: It's my birthday today. I'm really sick I have to go to doctor today. I have to get shots. I go to the doctor you get shots. 

(Sydney getting mad at Connor.)
S: I so stupid!
D: Your not stupid. 
S: No, I stupid at Connor! 


(Before bedtime stalling)
S: But I got a little problem here. Mommy I need to talk with you. 

S: I wanna grow up like a potty 

S: Dad I wanna be big like a cow. 
D: Well that's prob the only time in your life your going to say that. 
S: I wanna be a cow and I wanna say  moo. I moo all night long.
D: Are you sure you wanna be a cow because cows are really stinky?
S: I'm not stinky like a cow ... I wanna be a horse. 

S: I'm a person Cuz I wear purses purses pursen 

(Sydney screaming at Bella)
S: Mom said 
M: Yes I said she could wear those Bella
S: Yeah mom said your stinky head 
M: I did not
S: Mom said so 

S: Oh no I lost my wallet in my pocket. 
M: Oh no. 
S: My pockets in my purse. 

(Having a tantrum at bedtime)
S: I GO DOWNSTAIRS.
M: No.
S: BUT IM CRYING.
M: I know.
S: BUT IM CRYING AND EVERBODY HAS TO SEE.
...
S: IM CRYING AND DO WHAT I SAY!
M: Do you want a hug?
S: I NEED A HUG DOWNSTAIRS!
M: Sorry babe night.

(Asking Mommy about her dreams)
S: What did you dream about? A nail on my foot again? Dang it. 

(While watching word world one morning)
S: I don't like this show it's terrible and yucky.