M: Be nice Bella. What does he smell like?
B: He smells like Connor.
M: Oh.
B: Connor stink. But Connor stink.
Connor stink. Connors's stinky. We need another one Con.
Alone in her room,
(Singing)
B: "I gotta make my bed and my bed's going to be happy, happy, happy. Soooooooo HAPPY, you are going to be."
B: Look mom mat-os
M: Tomatoes you mean.
B: No MATOS!
B: Mom your very comfortable.
(mumbles...) This is like a marshmallow.
(embarrassed giggles)
(Mommy starts to sit on Bella)
B: I squishy. Like your belly's squishy.
C: Be our king! (Races off)
B: (singing) "Be our king, be our king, that's too much to sing but I siiiiing!"
While staring at Daddy's missionary plaque and after talking about how Daddy went on a mission to Brazil to teach about Jesus:
M: When you grow up big like dad one day you'll go on a mission too.
C: To there. (Nodding towards the picture of Brazil, on the plaque)
M: Maybe or some place different but really special.
C: (whispers) But I don't want to go.
M: Why?
C: Because I think I'll miss you.
M: You will and I'll miss you too but we will talk lots.
(Connor runs off in giggles)
While helping Mommy cut onions...
C: I can't cut them they make me sad
C: If you sing it will make you better and give you a lot of inergee
C: I can only hold it for 8 more hrs!
C: I had a dream about a guitar monster it had 50 arms
After asking Connor something several times, I noticed he was daydreaming...
C: Oh sorry I was in my own place
Breathing in Bella's face
C: I haven't brushed my teeth in a week
M: You brushed them this morning
C: No I didn't I haven't brushed them in a week muahhh!
M: Connor stop biting your lip it's getting super dry again.
Looks in the mirror
C: Mom it's not dry I'm just growing a beard.
Dead serious look, then Mom laughs a little - I couldn't hold it in - and Connor sheeshes embarrassed but smiling
After spilling Gatorade
C: (solemnly) This is just like that bad day movie where bad things happen just like that.
(Referring to the Alexander And The Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Day Movie)
D: I better not hear one more wail
C: Dad did you hear a whale?
D: Not yet
C: Are we lost? You heared a whale here?
Passing a graveyard...
C: Woah there's a little people that died there.
D: Yes that's a graveyard
C: Every time I think I'm going to be dead I usually turn into a ninja
C: I'm dead hungry
M: Let's go down stairs and eat waffles
C: That's good but French fries would be better
M: We don't have French fries
C: Okay well when I'm fourteen I'm going to mcdonalds by myself then