that's what they said

He Said...

M: Your going to get babysat.
C: But Why?
M: Dad and I are going on a date.
C: OHHHHH. To get married?
M: No we are already married.
C: Oh then why do you need to date?

C: MOM! Can we play now?
M: Yes, I said in a second.
C: But your seconds are like a lot of seconds till forever.

Talking to no one in particular,
C: I've told you 11 times BABIES are not REAL! (WAR CRY!)

M: Wow your really fast.
C: (Rolls his eyes) I'm just a regular sonic Mom.

After a sibling battle, Connor got sent to sit on the steps for hitting his sister. Unfortunately, Mom didn't get the full story, so when I came to talk to him about what happened I noticed bright red scratches on his arm...
M: What happened Connor?
M: Your arm is all scratched up, did Bella do that?
C: I just hate it she is getting tougher and tougher.

M:There's shapes on that door, do you know what kinds of shapes?
C: Bow and arrows
M: You mean triangles.
C: Yes lots of them.

FAVORITE QUOTE OF ALL TIME
C: I'm a party starter and your a party goer and Dad's a party pooper!

She Said...

While looking at her foot,
B: (Screaming and crying) My boo-boo is gone my boo-boo is gone!
(Mom grabs her other foot.)
B: My boo-boo is here my boo-boo is here! Wanna kiss it?

B: Sometimes I'm not nice! (followed by over exaggerated evil laugh)

On our way to the car, after church.
M: Bella don't crumple your picture. It's beautiful.
B: I know it's Jesus.
(Crumpling the picture more and putting it inside her jacket.)
B: He's cold, too cold.

B: I cried so much I peed.

After a running in the street episode.
M: You never go in the street without a hand!
B: Why?
M: Because its scary.
B: Why?

M: Because a car could come.
B: Why?

M: Because they aren't watching.
B: Why?
M: BECAUSE! You don't run in the street or you'll get hit by a car and DIE!
B: Okay,okay! I got it the first time. (rolls her eyes)

They Said...

C: lets play ninjas
B: princess ninja
C: no theres no princess ninjas
B: princess ninja
C: MOM theres no such thing as princess ninjas
M: she can be a princess ninja
C: NO I'M NOT PLAYING
...
B: friends?
C: friends?
-shake-
C: lets play ninjas
B: hi-YA hi-YA
C: OK right
C: Bella your the bad ninja
B: uh-huh
B: (smiles at Mom and whispers) the bad princess ninja!

M: Tell those boys (Daddy and Connor) Girls Rule and Boys Drool!
B: (Spits) No!
C: BOYS RULE GIRLS DROOL!
B: I know