that's what he says

"There's something wrong with my eyeballs I can't shoot lasers out of one."

Connor was having a bloody nose, and when Daddy and Mommy asked what happened Connor said:
"I ate too much dinner."
He hates eating dinner so it was hilarious that this was his new excuse. 

Aunt Amberlee kisses him on the head.
"OH COME ON. Don't be weird."

"Mom you forgot my little name and my big name and my all the same one too."


In relation to Daddy's absence while he was on a business trip:
"I know Daddy disappeared cuz he got caught in quicksand."

"Why is the sun so very hot?"

"Mom that scares me, its kind of like a beautiful tiger."
In relation to me sitting in the chair he had been sitting in at the kitchen table. 

(Wallykazam: Norville, Wally, and Gina Giant)

C: "I had a big dream about a girl"
M: "Oh really"
C: "A big girl. She was chasing me like this ... and I had to run away so fast outside. I had to run away so fast so fast. It runned away so fast right there ... and then it turned big."
M: "What did she look like?"
C: "Pink."
I later discovered that the big pink girl was from the Wallykazam cartoon, and she is actually purple and really is a big girl, she is Gina GIANT!  

"This baby (Sydney) popped out of my Mom's belly! And last morning my Mom swallowed me."

C: Singing to himself: "Follow the prophet follow the prophet follow the prophet ... "
M: "He knows the way."
C: "No he doesn't! DAD DOES!"