that's what he said

On the way home from McDonalds:
C: What about the girls? (In reference to the girls he was playing with at McDonalds.)
M: They had to go home too.
C: But I want them with me.
M: But they would miss their Mommy's and Daddy's if they came with us.
C: But I will miss them...
~ A little while later, still driving home. ~
D: Soon your going to have a new Sister!
C: I don't like sisters... Bella likes sisters.
C: ... I only like girls!

While reading scriptures...
M: And it came to pass...
C: And it came to pass with giants...
(He continued on this route the entire time repeating and then adding in his own giant story, sometimes it was "with giants", or "they eat giants" or "and the giants". I can't believe we are at this stage already.)

M: Eat your green beans.
C: But I hate them, they're creepy. They hate me.
C: This meat loves me huh, aww how cute.

C: Are you stuck in a spider web Bella? You can't get out? I'll help you.
C: Oh no the spider is coming back. Hurry. OWWW! Oh great Mom. It bit me.
...
C: Oh ah, Oh ah, Oh ah.
M: What's going on?
C: The squirmy stuff, right down there. In the lava and stuff. Oh ah, oh ah, oh ah. Hot hot! Okay that is enough now.

My model child ;)

D: Oh your Mama must LOVE you!
(In reference to the fact that I saved him the last piece of pizza.)
C: Yay, am going to be rich!

C: Quicksand is yummy... for kids... and when you spit it out it turns into gum!

(While driving home one night from shopping.)
C: It's headed to planet Earth.
D: What are?
C: The Aliens. Fire and laser guns.
D: Fire and Laser Aliens?
C: No, no, no. Green Ones. But Batman's going to pinch them, but his hand will burn. And they'll get away.

M: I need to take more pictures of Connor. I have like a million of Bella on Instagram.
D: That's because Bella is so photogenic.
C: Yeah. And I am weird. (Tilts his head to the side and sticks out his tongue!)

C: Hey Dad, you are my favorite friend. Wanna kill bugs?

Oh the joys of silly boys with big imaginations!

(AND TODAY Connor was Spiderman fighting bad guys and jumping around the house with his web shooters and of course no superhero work is complete without sound effects!)