Tuesday, January 28, 2014

that's what he said

Most mornings I wake to ...
C: MOM! There are germs in my mouth. They're bugging me.
I think it's his way of getting me out of bed. Either way we start off the day with brushed teeth.

C: I want low fat milk. My stomach is rumbly.
M: Okay. Do you want a cucumber?
C: Nah... That's okay. Oh wait! But thanks!
Just love hearing that little unprompted "thanks".

(Chewing on a piece of gum.)
C: I'm blowing a balloon. Watch...
(Proceeds to blow while biting his gum between his front teeth.)
C: It's not working. Can't do it.

C: It just bite my finger.
M: Oh no. What bit you?
C: Un alien. Has flying wings so that's why. Because they flap.
M: So an alien bit you because it was flying?
C: Yeah that's why.


Talking to Daddy in the car while Mommy is in the bank.
C: Leave mommy.
D: What?
C: Leave mommy ... Please.
D: Okay. (Starts to drive around the bank)
C: NOOOO.
D: You told me to leave mommy. Poor mommy.
C: Oh great its all my fault. (With head hanging down)
(Daddy drives in a circle and picks Mommy up)
C: Daddy left you. But it's ALL my fault. Do I get gum?
The attention span of a 3 yr old :)


C: Are you my Mommy?
M: Yes.
C: And am I Mommy?
M: No your my little boy.
C: Oh. So when I am bigger...
M: When you grow up you will be a Daddy.
C: A kid Daddy?

C: MOM! Handle this! ...PLEASE!
M: What is she doing?
C: Kicking me.
M: Bella stop kicking him it hurts him and he doesn't like it. Say sorry.
B: Saw we Connor
(Kiss)
C: Did you see that Mom? Did you see that, what your dawder just did? Awwww Bella's cuuuute.

D: Come snuggle.
C: Dad. DAD. Your going to squish me like an orange.
D: No I'm not.
C: Okay your going to squish me like an apple. Dad. I feel sick. My belly is full up apple juice.

Connor loves giving compliments to me when I am putting him down for nap or bed. It is one of my favorite moments in the day. Even if he does it in hopes that flattery will get him out of sleeping. 
C: I like your hair Mommy... I like your shirt... Your pretty nails Mommy. Good job. Mommy really good.

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